8.25.2007

FOOD STAMPS

Black people are definitely the funniest ones of all. I went to a new grocery store tonight for some spinach dip (party? who knows!), and as I was leaving so did this black couple. I suddenly heard this white tennage girl saying really loudly into her cellular phone, "WELL MICHAEL IF THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK OF ME THEN YOU NEED TO JUST SAY SO." And then I heard the black girl say to her black boyfriend, "Michael needs to be watchin him's self." It was pretty funny. Also, Delirious is definitely in the top twenty stand-up routines ever.





edit: The kids who were hitting me with cardboard tubes yesterday were laughing a lot but this does not count as any sort of proofs.